Washington Erupts After Rubio Unveils “Born in America Act,” Disqualifying 14 Lawmakers — Kennedy Escalates With Even Tougher ‘Loyalty Audit’ Proposal
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A political firestorm swept through Capitol Hill after Senator Marco Rubio introduced his controversial Born in America Act, a sweeping proposal that would immediately disqualify any federal lawmaker alleged to hold dual citizenship or “divided allegiance.” The announcement sent shockwaves through Washington, triggering outrage, panic, and fierce debate across both parties.
Rubio, standing at the Senate podium, delivered one of the most combative speeches of his career.

“This is LOYALTY,” he declared. “If you cheated your way into office — it’s OVER.”
His remarks were met with loud boos from the chamber, but Rubio appeared unfazed.
“The Supreme Court will uphold this. Count on it.”
Kennedy Ups the Ante With Even More Aggressive Counter-Measure
Before lawmakers could process Rubio’s bombshell, Senator John Kennedy introduced a sister bill that escalated the situation dramatically.
His proposal — titled the Loyalty Audit — would trigger full-scale investigations into every member of Congress, examining:
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Foreign assets
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Dual citizenship
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Undisclosed political affiliations
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International financial ties
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Foreign travel patterns connected to political interests
Kennedy’s message was blunt and uncompromising.
“You can’t serve two flags. Not in my America.”
The statement amplified the unrest already gripping the Capitol, as whispers spread that more high-ranking figures could be swept into the unfolding loyalty probe.

Who Are the 14? Washington Holds Its Breath
Rumors about the identities of the 14 disqualified lawmakers ricocheted through committee rooms, newsrooms, and private caucus meetings. Staffers were reportedly scrambling, attorneys on standby, and party leadership frantically assessing political fallout.
Neither Rubio nor Kennedy named any individuals, leaving the entire Capitol in a state of high alert.
A City Bracing for the Next Shockwave
While supporters applauded the bills as overdue safeguards for national integrity, critics blasted them as political theater designed to weaponize patriotism and destabilize Congress.
For now, Washington is on edge — waiting to see:
One thing is clear: the chaos is far from over.